Archive - Things to make you go Ohhhhh

Posts archive for: 18 December, 2007

For those mourning a loss

by Teri_R @ 2007-12-18 – 23:35:13

I still hear the songs, I still see the lights
I still feel the love, on cold wintry nights

I still share your hopes, and all of your cares
I'll even remind you, to please say your prayers

I just want to tell you, you still make me proud
You stand head and shoulders, above all the crowd

Keep trying each moment, to stay in His grace
I came here before you, to help set your place

You don't have to be perfect all of the time
He forgives you the slip, if you continue the climb

To my family and friends, please be thankful today
I'm still close beside you, in a new special way

I love you all dearly, now don't shed a tear
Cause I'm spending my Christmas with Jesus this year
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Vaseline Market Research

by Teri_R @ 2007-12-18 – 21:20:43

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the
product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say
that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for
your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how
you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband
and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

(AND YOU THOUGHT WHAT?)
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